lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

hipster-turtlez:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

koishy:

one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house

sexybritishllama:

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

yolaandi:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

fagg0atron:

Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so 

not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.