

do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.


Students of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have recently tracked sound waves from V4641 SGR, the nearest black hole that is threatening to swallow the Earth on the next centuries. These sound waves prove how incredible, yet terrifying, the universe can be.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
a brazilian porno called “please cum to brazil”
name ten things that aren’t skrillex
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster