July 2012
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plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
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Well this is nice.: So for the past week I’ve been... →
pervyanon:
So for the past week I’ve been babysitting this precious little infant named Emma and while I was over at her house her mom’s family was constantly in and out of the house all day every day and it was very strange but today was even stranger because her aunt came over with her three babies and…
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beyoncebeytwice:
possible side effects of this medicine include nausea drowsiness dizziness sore throat diarrhea loss of appetite flu-like symptoms dry mouth anxiety yellowing of the eyes or skin severe mood swings chest pain hallucinations memory loss trouble urinating worsening of depression and it can increase your risk of heart attack or cancer or even death but it will help with that...
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caffburke:
caffburke:
why don’t we spell onions like unions
omg bEASUEC ITS ALREADY A FUCKIGN WORD
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singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you
the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately
#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s
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vondell-swain:
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also i discovered that i haven’t been telling people the right name when they ask who i have for zoology.
i’ve been saying i have dr. haverford, like tom haverford from parks and rec, but his name is actually dr. havner. whoops.
“Get out your…
ganderbulbs:
do you think neopets would get mad at me for this
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operationkino:
bewbies:
how can people actually like the summer
how can people actually like 100 degree weather
I like to think of it as my prep work for hell.
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omg I just might cry over this tumblr app update
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tupacabra:
i wish i wasn’t so good at taking unflattering photos of myself
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lifewasted:
michaelceratops:
osointricate:
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
he probably wouldn’t be into anything that requires him going to a theater
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gullacass:
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
