feliscanis:

don’t tell my pets to shut up. only i can tell my pets to shut up. you shut up.

gookgod:

he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this 

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

"My mom went to a psychic when I was 12 years old and was told the whole world will know your daughter’s name. But my mom thought that meant I was going to be kidnapped."
— Taylor Swift (via tsweezys)

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself